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Dear Fuckhead,

Please do not start an argument with me while I'm cooking, causing me to lock myself away in my room and sulk while my wholemeal banana and date muffins are probably at this very moment burning away into little black rocks even the chooks won't touch but my pride refuses to let me leave the room and make peace so I can rescue my poor and now once again failed attempts at cooking...