dear fuckhead (housemate)

first of all, i do not appreciate you breaking my kitchen light, my cupboard door, burning the shower curtain when you decided to smoke in the fucking bath, using up all my internet quota for the month and leaving us 14 days of being shaped when i really need the internet especially during those 2 weeks. i do not appreciate you leaving your stinking shoes in my living room, propping your stinking feet on my vintage coffee table, and connecting your laptop to our modem via the ONLY cable we own because the wireless range is slowly dying after almost 4 years of use and you have refused to go halves on buying a new one because, let me quote, you "won't be using it cos i'm moving out in a month".

and you have been saying that for three months now.

get. the. fuck. out. already.

i've had enough.

i hate those 'paintings' your friend did that you put on the walls. they are disgusting and the colours are all wrong. and i hate that when one fell down, you just left it propped leaning against the wall and didn't bother to put it back up, or get rid of it. and it has been there for almost a year. i want it gone!

i hate how you leave the dishes to mold in the sink, or on my coffee table. i hate how everytime you make tea, you take a fresh teaspoon, stir it in your cup and then leave it in the sink instead of picking it up again and giving it a quick rinse before re-using, so that by the end of the week, ALL the teaspoons are in the sink. what is wrong with you?

also, could you please NOT use my dishes as ashtrays? and take the stove lighter and leave it outside when you go to have a smoke? and for fuck's sake, get rid of those cigarette butts! i hate waking up in the morning to the smell of your smoke wafting in through my window. it ruins my day.

i am making a promise to myself, and sally who wants your room, that if you have not started looking for a place by the end of the week, i am going to make things VERY difficult.

i'll buy that new modem and change the password so you can't use it.

maybe i'll even change the locks..

yours sincerely

anon.

~thankyou anon, for this glorious vent! I vent, you vent, we all vent together...our best wishes for a fuckhead free future.~