I would like at this moment to express myself through the immortal swedish genius that is PB&J

hey scrotumfeatures* shut the fuck up now. You are starting to PISS ME OFF.

don't worry if you're reading this I'm pretty certain it's not you, I doubt scrotumfeatures would ever give enough of a shit about my life or anyone else's (unless he/she wants to get into their pants) to go so far as to read my blog so every word you read increases the likeliness you are not in fact the aforementioned fuckface.
Still, I'm putting it out there that SF, you are one of the most irritating, strange-in-a-bad-way, self-righteous, arrogant being I have ever been forced to spend a prolonged amount of time with.**


*not real name. Or real lyric
**note this excludes you from random dickhead strangers who have momentarily chanced through my life, I am a slightly nice person who will afford you some leniency.***
***(possibly only to make myself feel better and like a slightly less nasty motherfucker.)